For those who don't know, he hit Tim Anderson and knocked him to the ground.

No it isn't. May is only 3 letters long. February is 8 letters long. 8 > 3. :)

I knew a guy who was mostly deaf and he loved going into anechoic chambers because he could actually understand someone talking to him. First time I brought him into one it took me half an hour to get him out.

actually going to post that as my status in about 30 hours.

Thank you!