(Unless you want to be told to kill yourself for not having the same opinion)

Seriously, it's like that button was designed to have a cats paw push it down

Happened when I was eighteen I fear soon they'll think I'm a grandpa

Ya see, somebody broke the floor, so it was gonna fall to the eighth floor, but then remembered that it was opposite day, thus had to fall up.

Oh god, when i saw this I remembered watching the three stooges on a DVD and I heard Larry yell A tarantula!