Hi, I'm a muffin
And it's muffin time
Who wants a muffin?
Please, I just wanna die
Hey, somebody kill me
Please, it's muffin time
Have you had a muffin today?
I wanna die, die, die
Please I wanna die, die, die
Die, die, die
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die
Please I wanna die, die, die
Die, die, die
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die
Die, potato, die
I baked you a pie
Oh boy, what flavour?
Pie, pie, pie
Dad, I'm hungry
Hi Hungry, I'm dad
Why did you name me this way?
Why, why, why?
I'm gonna do an internet
Well, I'm gonna do a book
You're leavin' me
I met a real man
Hey buddy, look over here
Ha ha ha ha ha
Now you're blind
You're gonna die
We're all gonna die
Ooh, a butterfly
We're all gonna die, die, die
Die, die, die (pie, pie, pie)
It's muffin time…
