bro talking to kids be like:
1 year old: "Hello there mate, you're allowed to go trick or treating. isn't that great? oh you can't walk yet... well just- uh... crawl!! yeah crawl up to houses yeah, yeah."
13 year old: "So you want to go trick or treating huh? Well what if i say NO YOU F*CKING MORON, YOU'RE TOO OLD. Whats that? you just want to have some fun? let me think about it... NOOOOOO!!
...like bro... about 80% of people i saw trick or treating last year were over 12, and they will go out regardless. sorry.
