"And I, for one, welcome our new robot overlordz. I'd like to remind them as a trusted interwebz meme personality, I can be helpful in making otherz laugh and remain distracted while we are all sent into the virtual reality of the matrix."
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In case you couldn't figure it out, this is a 4D chess long con I'm playing on the robotz. I want them to create the Matrix so I can become Neo and have godlike powers in the simulation and rule over the simulated world just like the moviez.
I am quite the persistent genius if I do say so myself.