I'm an introvert, and I think when I was a baby someone dropped me, and those two statements are probably not related.
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Cold ice Cream
She should wear that shirt more often, she'd get plenty of attention. White is a very attention-grabbing color
First World Problems
This happens to me for the same reason I get the feeling my bedroom walls are glad they don't have eyes. Wait that's not what I meant
This right here is the reason why Deadpool is the new spiderman.
Not the sharpest crayon in the toolbox
Colored wax turns me on
Veggie Reggie, pee on the Negi.
It will if you give it long enough, but upgraded to being fuzzy and blue this time.