I just realized the amount of times he grabbed someone with his hook would be so creepy if he used his hand HR would've probably written him up.
Well, that and they're pirates and sh**.

So Captain James?

Damn, that's boring. Peter did him a damn favor, no way he's getting Disney famous with that name.

I don't get it.
And no it's not because I'm dumb, I was in middle school on 9/11 but I just don't get why this is funny.