Okay okay, it's a gorilla, I get it. But why. Is. Quigley's. Pet. Cat. EUTHANIZED? (I found the video, found the timestamp, it's to teach him 'the permanence of death', I'm supposing 'him' is Quigley. A cat died for Quigley. I hope Quigley's happy.)

Sorry to cut in... but why exactly did you specify you were a girl when nobody in the replies suggested you might be a boy?

Well, mosquitoes... you bloodsucking bastards have finally met your match.

I had to stare at it for a good minute or so before I understood the meme. I am not fully sus yet

Me: *opens school laptop*
Keyboard: *explodes*