"if i had to describe America in one word, it would be: ASUFUTIMAEHAEHFUTBW"

funny story, my dad once went to see a dying friend in the hospital, and said to his friend, "isn't the view out the window beautiful?"

And his friend said, "no, all i can see is Obama's library."

he was an architect

sick burn

that last time it worked so well, that no king has ruled the country since!

the only thing whiter than her is my sclera