I suppose the classic song American Pie is too long for you.

There are three things this meme is doing:
It is telling a story in its entirety.
It is telling the truth as to what all happened.
It is water that is under the bridge.
If no one likes it, they can have stimulating and true relationships with and direct their emotions to some brick wall or cheese grater.
Enough said.

I swear you do not know me from Adam, so why bother with that?

Not my problem.

That it does.