I tired to see if it would work via the Douglas Adams method (turns out 9 x 6 = 42 in base 13) but base 16 is the closest I could come and the other numbers wouldn't work with it. Though I did have some fun trying. Thanks.

That isn't for foreplay. It's for the result of foreplay.

No man you got it all wrong. Look at it the other way. Stairs are always down for whatever.