It's weird, my art teachers were always cool. Sucks you got a crappy one. :-/

I get the churches part, but not the taxes. Why would god care about taxes? Wouldn't that be the government?

Picasso sucks and would actually be easy to match. An actual artist with talent like Michelangelo would have been funnier.

The fuq is a cassette? Are you in a time machine??

This made me laugh so hard lol ty