Yeah that spray would have slimed him too, any anyone in six feet would have felt it. We used to prank each other and spray pillows, towels etc. Before someone would use or lay on them.
Invading a country expecting free shit isn't a human right. Go sell that shit to China, Korea north or south, or Afghanistan, Russia. Let us know how it works out for you.
The military isn't for defense. It only exists to enforce the governments will. Any country who only has a defense force is just waiting to be conquered.