Even better when it's Dodgeball and your teacher is actually in peak physical fitness. A Unicorn I know but it could happen. Miss Mann was pretty jacked in Scary movie lol.
All religion was coopted by lucifer day one. Perhaps even invented by him. If such a being even exists. That's why they're all filled with hypocrisy and barbarism. No real God gives a shit about a Golden throne, gates, or honor killings. Also, no real God would throw cancer bolts at kids. "God's written word can't be altered!" Exactly some lame shit the prince of lies would say.