That is truly inspirational. I wish more dads could see this and become better at beating their kids but this version, in fairness is limited by gender and does little to promote beating female children so I'm going to have to burn the author's cat in a bonfire. Author: cough up the cat and give it to Alex Jones, the tv host (& my personal saviour) -by leaving it at the entrance to his CA home. Seriously. It's at 126 Durant Blvd, Palo Alto California just down the road from Carl's Jr. about 1/5 mile.
See the drama surrounding this scallywag https://www.wtnh.com/news/crime/norwich-man-arrested-for-allegedly-interfering-with-lifestar-takeoff/1123718802