From what I've heard, jeeps aren't great.

It is. It's called Frog eat frog.

See, I have a problem because I can relate to the nerd.

4. The naked mole rat is possibly the ugliest creature on the planet.
5. The Titanoboa, a giant prehistoric snake, could exert as much pressure on its prey by constriction as the weight of THREE EIFFEL TOWERS.
6. Elephants use their ears to keep cool.
7. Rabbits also use their ears to keep cool.
8. The snake with the most potent venom is the inland taipan.
9. the snake that injects the most venom per bite is the king cobra. King cobras also happen to be the largest venomous snakes.
10. Snakes are cool.
11. The Tesla Cybertruck is also cool.
12. The bombardier beetle fires boiling hot liquid from its rear end at its enemies.
13. NETTLES HURT! But the pain is easily assuaged by washing in cool water.
14. The scientific name for water is dihydrogen monoxide.
15. Pineapples take three years to mature.

If you want more, say so and I will be happy to oblige.

The venom of the box jellyfish can kill you in under five minutes. Why is there a limit on how much I can comment?