I agree (I still stress about him years later), it was supposed to be a dramatic retelling but I’m glad it got taken seriously lol

Sorry. It was the bad batch.

By some weird divine intervention of spite, no. No they do not have to hit him.

Bro sorry bout that I don't either, must've been early in the morning again |:

Maybe some sort of Star Wars Humpty-dumpty fairy tale type thing, but with stormtrooper helmets?