I see your point, but makeup typically doesn't shrink your dick and explode your heart. But I wouldn't know...

You don't believe this but it is funny

Well yes, but that's kinda like saying that if things were perfect, then things would be perfect. The point is that they aren't and never will be.

Trying to meme without common sense is a little lackluster. Read about how every major dictator in history removed guns from the population as a part of totalitarian power. I'm not even trying to be mean, people just don't know their history bc education sucks now.