lol... But seriously. I'll submit a meme, thinking there's nothing wrong with it, and they'll slap that NSFW shit on it like I just submitted a plague. lol
In the earlier part of his "prison career," Ted always was allowed to roam free of handcuffs. Men envied his looks, and the girlies wanted to follow his case because he was handsome. It's like he cast a spell over everyone, hence the vampire thing.
