Also, knowing what a tardigrade is, I'd be worried too pal. Humans already drove the stellers sea cow, the giant arctic dugong to extinction, and now their relatives from Florida are coming to get you, me, and some Eskimos. Let's go into hiding, and let the Eskimos take the worse of the ass whooping, what do you say?

The captions are mostly quoting aku from the first episode of samurai jack. Watch the ending of jacks first fight with aku and you'll see what I mean.

No, its just looking for a good time

Soon Liopleurodon