oh and also:
*i hate myself i wanna die* (on occasion)

the girl's bathroom at my old school was more like:
*insert dirty joke here*
*insert another dirty joke here*
*insert pride flag here*
*insert compliment here*
*insert mean response to compliment here*
*meet me in front of the school at 3 on friday*
you get the idea

yes. yes it will.

true