I assume you deleted your search history.

Sir, I just looked at your search history and found something.

Care to explain why is there BFDI porn?
Care to explain why is there coiny x pin porn?
Care to explain why is there how to masterbute?
Care to explain why are you searching up child porn?

Then why the f**k is his search history BFDI porn?!

Sir, are you commiting murder?

Sir, hear me out. IRS' job is to collect taxes. And tax is important because it raise resources for governments to deliver essential public services. Therefore, please don't talk bad about IRS. Thank you - FBI