Could I be that Doctor of rhymes?
I do seem to rhyme from time to time.
Could I be the real thing and no spoof?
The idea of it has me demanding proof.
I'll slick back my hair and grab my sleuth hat
I'll look under the chair and through and that!
I'll find any clue to this mystery so sudden
I won't allow the interruption monster to even butt in
Under every rock and behind every tree
I'll uncover the truth that it is I who is he
But the question would be - can he even I be?
Can I even measure up to whimsy mastery?
Maybe I can and of course maybe I couldn't
The things I say maybe should be or shouldn't
But they have been tried and I did had fun
I'm no Suess, but I bet I could give him a run
