Not even all the alcohol in the world would make me go full retard to vote Trump. I could be lobotomized, suffer from mental disability, and have visibility problems when going to the tolls, and I would still not be that stupid.
God forbid such an incompetent dork being in the White House!! Trump would be the last US president, because US citizens (the smart ones) will end up leaving the country.
In his effort the expel immigrants, he will also expel all the hard-working gringos (Can't call them americans, because everyone born in the continent is one) to the rest of the American Continent.