If the Trumpalump had sold his soul it would've been the wisest decision he had made in his campaign

That's because who wouldn't want to save his haircut
It looks like an eagle landed on his head
And made a nest there

How did this get to the main page

This is so stupid he was making a comeback to make himself look clever in a serious political debate

All people are crooks, the only people we check out carefully are politicians :/