Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider,
Boys go to Venus to get a bigger peni-

I don’t really even use Daruks protection that much, I like parrying and stuff better for some reason, please don’t pipebomb my house

One thing I didn’t know is that if you have Gale+ it regenerates in 50 seconds in hyrule castle

This is me talking to my dad dad about Zelda lore ahahha

Bro just gets mad cuz everyone’s taking his drawings :(