Anyone who even THOUGHT of Googling "do windmill noises cause cancer" is a f-cking moron.

LOL

Kleenex are bipartisan. :)

Salty from Repug tears. I'll rinse off when I'm good and ready, comrade.

We also speak out against mail-order-brides, although we used to be the more likely party to defend marrying an escort. My how the times have changed. lol