I seen fanfics of it on wattpad and deviantart

At least he’s not a teenager

I ship Caillou and Sarah ok

Dash: um ok then goodbye, Caillou!

Julie: ok Caillou baby I’m gonna go now! *kisses Caillou*
Caillou: *crying* NOOOO!!!!!
Dash: what the f**k just happened!
Julie: the police are outside!
Police: Julie, you are under arrest for pedophilia and rape.
Julie: YOU’LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE!!!!!! Bye, Caillou! *kisses Caillou again* AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!