Comeback for your second roast: Wow, coming in hot with that one! You know, if your brain had legs, it still wouldn’t get out of the starting line. But hey, I guess we can’t all be winners; some of us gotta be the punchlines! What’s it like being a test case for birth control?
Comeback for your first "roast":I bet you would look like what happens when Krumm has a baby with Ren and Stimpy. They wanted to do abortion but it was too late. When they got you, you were too hideous for even them to look at, so they abandoned you, and you got adopted.
Creative? Bitch, I could call you a waste of space or a walking excuse for a personality, but let’s be real, both of those would be generous! Your face looks like it got hit with the ugly stick, then went for round two with a shovel!
