God is a concept
By which we measure our pain
I’ll say it again
God is a concept
By which we measure our pain

—John Lennon

I've been an atheist most of my life. I don't tell people about it, and I don't lose my shit when a group of Christians enter a room, loudly proclaiming their beliefs and telling me I'm going to hell. I just ignore them, because IDGAF.

Can't say I was a big fan of the Jesus Chainsaw Massacre.

If it were a church, the meme would still make sense, because they can also suck the happiness right out of you.

There are a plethora of British accents, and not all of them drop the t in the middle of words.