This thing is what happens when your imagination turns bad. This thing is so powerful that he can even solo Sousuke.

You know how guns work. Aim for the head, whatever. But if you shoot Jame's head off, it grows back. Yes. you heard me right. Shoot his arm off? It grows back. Shoot his legs off? Same thing. It grows back. This thing can regenerate. So if you were like "I just shoot him in the face with a gun" you would be super dead right now. Like fr.

He is also invincible. He can even swim in a pool of lava or acid. You can't shoot him because that'll make him regenerate. And he can even survive an earthquake.

The sad part is that he's not trying to be evil. He just wants a friend. A friend to play with. The only problem is that he doesn't understand how friendship works. He's trying not to hurt you, but ends up doing it by mistake anyway. He just has anger issues. And let's be honest. If you see him, your first thought isn't "I bet he will be a great friend!" Your first thought will be "AAAAAAAH!" I forgot to mention he can troll you too. He likes to steal your wallet.

I like how I gave him the ability to teleport. Need to visit the grocery store? Great. He's already there. A Laboratory? He's there. The Mall? He's there. A Factory? Yet again, he's already there. Whenever there is a place you need to go, he goes there first by teleportation.

I have to tell you this. I did some rework on him and I made him even worse. If you somehow rip him into pieces, he duplicates. Yes. You heard me. He duplicates. If you somehow keep doing this, there will be a James apocalypse in 30 seconds.

Oh yeah. I'm sometimes a blind idiot.

Also, this isn't a asym game. It's a mod for a game called Baldi's Basics plus. And like I said earlier, the name of the mod is called Joseph is Real (the mod was deleted sadly. However, Joseph is getting a fangame called "My Friend Joseph").

Um... no. Can you show me?

I got stung by a wasp once. It stung me on my forehead. It was PAINFUL. The reason why I got stung is because I was stupid. I invaded their nest and one of them stung me. And I had to pull it out of my forehead.

I also saw a Hornet once and it almost stung me. After that, I never saw a single hornet ever again in my entire life. And I mistake it for a Bee.

I had a rough and painful childhood. Don't judge me.

I thought about the same thing (or even a replacement for Baldi).

However, he is owned and created by HaDerpo. And if you want to use Joseph for something, just give him permission. Also credit him when using Joseph.