My name is Jilted, I am a 29 year old News reporter at CNN, proof will be on one of the streams.

Umm... umm... you just revealed me, my turquoise skin, my pure cheeks, AHHH

What Blo-

*Jaw drops hard, to the point the jaw bounces*

Oh no

Thanks, we’ll talk about it on the news

Really, as a news station, we don’t really care