Seeing how Spongebob can shape-shift to a certain degree, it would not be uncommon for him to transform into a body that would make his regular suit the size of pants.

I don't know bout yall but I Love all women lol

It's also written in the Holy Bible that he was swallowed by a "large fish" but it's common to assume a whale. Good meme :)

Not to be "that guy" but different cultures and ages have slightly different skull structures which is how they determine a skeletons identity. *walks backward out the door*

I used to think the Greeks invented scientific methods as well but Sun Tzu in The Art of War literally told us that the Chinese did things in controlled environments; and he predated Pythagoras by over 400 years.