Dear Liberals, If Soylent Green happened in 2022, I have a list of questions:
1. Why wasn't queen elizabeth, let alone Technoblade dead?
2. Where's Jellybean, the PNGTuber Girl?
3. Where's Minecraft speedrunner, Dream?
4. Why was there no Roblox?
5. Where's the pink sauce?
6. Why aren't Russia and Ukraine at war with each other?
7. Where’s the conversations about the Green M&M
8. Why was there no scenes where the Italian Sente player a Rule 34 video of Tifa From Final Fanasty gets f**ked?
9. Why didn’t Elon Musk buy Twitter?
10. Why didn’t Bridget from Guilty Gear transitions from a Femboy to a Trans Girl?
11. Why didn’t Pixar release turning Red?
12. Why wasn’t Andrew Tate Arrested
- Sincerely, Ben Shapiro
