Welcome to Camp Navarro! So, you're the new replacement...You are out of uniform, soldier! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?! Don't have any? You expect me to believe that, MAGGOT? The truth is you lost an EXPENSIVE piece of army-issue equipment! THAT SUIT is going to come out of your PAY, AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE FIVE-HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD!, which is the number of YEARS it will take for you to pay for a Mark II Powered Combat Armor YOU HAVE LOOOOST!!! REPORT TO THE ARMORY TO HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE! DISMISSED!
