bruh I've had one date in the last 12 months 😠My boyfriend lowkey sucked and only ever took me on one date even though we were going steady for six months. He wasn't physically abusive. But he still sucked as a bf.
Or. Since Piano means soft, you could say do forte, which means loud. But Piano is an abbreviation of the full name, Pianoforte. So forte wouldn't work either, unless you weren't talking about the music.