Think about that

Thank you for helping us remember the fallen. I'm proud to be a descendant of a person that fought to bring forth this country. Unfortunately, he died in the War of 1812. Then i had Grandparents that fought in World War 2, then Vietnam. And lived on to tell the tale. The reason Heavenly Father allows us to have war is the preservation of freedoms. God bless America, the promised land.

This is the most hardcore middle school roast,(well Im a middle schooler but not like the rest.) But completely original.

Dead Memz like me

Rip Stan. Yet I still need to pay my respects to him. How do I do that?