Peace on Earth and goodwill toward men. 🤗

That's too dark to be funny.

I assume that means a romantic relationship.
So what kind of unmarried romantic relationship exists, where they live together but aren't fornicating?
Fornication is condemned over 100 times in the Bible.

I spread my legs! Superpowers! 🤣

Telling people to their face that you're not interested works too. Assuming you're not a coward, and not incredibly vile. Kind of looks like you need these mormons more than they need you.