ONE TIME I HAD A GIRL SIT LIKE THAT ON ME AND IT WAS FUN BUT SHE HAD A P**IS BUT SHE WAS A WOMAN JUST WITH A BIRTH DEFECT SHE TOLD ME AND HER NAME WAS DONALD TOO AND WE MADE LOVE REPEATEDLY I WAS BENT OVER THE HOLE TIME
YOU KNOW WHO ISN'T LAUGHING? RUMPY. EITH HIS MILLIONS AND BEAUTIFUL TROPHY ILLEGAL WIFE AND HIS SUCCESSFUL KIDS. HE WHO LAUGHS MOST, LAUGHS FIRST. CLUMPY WAS ONLY PRESIDENT ONCE. WHAT A LOSER
ANYONE CAN GET BREAD AND LUNCH MEAT. THE MANAGER AT MY STORE JUST DRESSED ME IN LETHER AND PUT IT IN ME FOR A FEW HOURS AND IT HURT AND I HAD TO TAKE P**ISILEN BECAUSE IT HURT TO PEE BUT I GOT FREE BREAD AND MEAT ITS JUST THAT EASY
YOU KNOW IT WAS GLUMPTERFERY WHO STOLE IT STUMPERUFTERY STEALS EVERYTHING HE CAN LIKE HOW HE TRIED TO STEAL THE WHITE HOUSE CUTLERY AFTER WE CHEATED HIM OUT OF THE PRESIDENCY. JUST LIKE HE STOLE HIS DAUGHTER IVANAS VIRGINITY
THAT'S RIGHT CLUMPY IS TO BLAME FOUR EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME LIKE HOW THE LIFEGUARD AT THE POOL WASN'T HAPPY I POOPED IN YHE POOL SO HE TOOK ME AND PUT HIS THING UP MY REAR END TO PUMISH ME AND HIS NAME WAS DONALD TOO. SO IT'S ALL BLUMPYS FAULT.
