"Chuck Norris when Gandalf the gray & Gandalf the white & Monty python & the holy grail's black knight, & Benito Mussolini, & the blue meanie, & cowboy Curtis & Jambe the genie, robocop, the terminator, captain kirk, Darth Vader, lo pan, superman, every single power ranger, bill s preston & theodore logan, spock, the rock, doc oc, & hulk hogan come out of nowhere lightning fast to kick his cowboy ass"
