Your parents went through sex and then your mom held you in her womb for 9 months only to birth a degenerate porn addict? Heh, you need serious help.

Greetings.

Badass flaming skeletons playing poker:

What he said.

chrono is right
it's a boy who cried wolf situation, there's suicide baiters who make you feel like everyone who posts that they're killing themselves is baiting