"jokes" Memes & GIFs

My old music teacher said he almost hit me with his car when I was crossing the road | I SAID WELL NOW YOU KNOW YOU SUCK AT TWO THINGS. BEING A MUSIC TEACHER AND MURDER. | image tagged in gifs,jokes,about teachers,car,comedy | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker

A woman asked me to watch her baby while she went into the store. | I WATCHED THAT BABY CRAWL OUT OF IT'S STROLLER AND CROSS TWO LANES OF TRAFFIC WITHOUT GETTING HIT. | image tagged in gifs,no watch,the baby,weird,randm,jokes | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker