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Actual Advice Mallard

Actual Advice Mallard | IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO BE OBJECTIVE ABOUT YOU; BE OBJECTIVE ABOUT THEM. IF YOUR DEFAULT ASSUMPTION IS NEGATIVE, YOU'RE THE IRRATIONAL ONE. | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

438 views, 1 upvote

Actual Advice Mallard

Actual Advice Mallard | DON'T EXPECT THAT OTHER PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW HOW TO ADULT PROPERLY; IT'S SAFER TO ASSUME THAT THEY'RE ALL IDIOTS AND BE PREPARED TO REACT TO STUPIDITY | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

650 views, 2 upvotes, 1 comment

Just happened to me in an interview

Actual Advice Mallard | IF YOU CHECK DO NOT CONTACT THIS EMPLOYER ON AN APPLICATION; BE PREPARED TO EXPLAIN WHY | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,AdviceAnimals | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

1,395 views, 3 upvotes

Turned out to be mild nerve damage. Not lung cancer, diabetes, or Bell's Palsy...

Actual Advice Mallard | IF YOU'RE THINKING OF SEARCHING THE WEB FOR SYMPTOMS YOU THINK YOU HAVE INSTEAD OF GOING TO SEE A DOCTOR SEE A DOCTOR. | image tagged in actual advice mallard,AdviceAnimals | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

2,641 views, 3 upvotes

Important thought around Christmas time

Actual Advice Mallard | DON'T TALK ABOUT THINGS YOU HATE WITH LOVED ONES OR FRIENDS IT MIGHT BE ALREADY WRAPPED UP FOR YOU AS A GIFT | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,AdviceAnimals | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

845 views, 3 upvotes

Actual Advice Mallard

by anonymous

591 views, 3 upvotes

I've been seeing a lot of posts from people who didn't do this...

by anonymous

3,400 views, 3 upvotes

Actual Advice Mallard

444 views, 2 upvotes

Actual Advice Mallard

by anonymous

2,851 views, 2 upvotes, 1 comment

I guess this needs to be said. Just drive safely--JEEZ!

by anonymous

22,622 views, 2 upvotes, 1 comment

They truly appreciate it.

by anonymous

1,132 views, 3 upvotes, 1 comment

Actual Advice Mallard

by anonymous

627 views, 1 upvote

I'm trapped in a car on the highway listening to Eye of the Tiger on repeat with no reprieve in the foreseeable future -- parents and parents-to-be, learn from my mistake.

by anonymous

4,412 views, 3 upvotes

Never stop learning!

by anonymous

1,128 views, 3 upvotes