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Have you ever thought about this? | If you break the laws of school, you get detention.
If you break the laws of the government, you got to jail. But if you break the laws of physics, you get a trip to Switzerland and a Nobel Prize. | image tagged in memes,philosoraptor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Philosoraptor | IF LIFE BOAT BOARDING ETIQUETTE WAS "WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST"; WHAT GENDERS HAVE PRIORITY ON A WOKE CRUISE SHIP | image tagged in memes,philosoraptor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by AlexandruSavu

358 views, 3 upvotes

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Philosoraptor | IF TOMATOES ARE FRUITS; DOESN'T THAT MAKE KETCHUP A SMOOTHIE | image tagged in memes,philosoraptor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by NathanTilahun

13,958 views, 171 upvotes, 41 comments

Similar terms should be shortened

Similar terms should be shortened | WHY IS "ELECTRONIC MAIL" CALLED "EMAIL"; BUT VOICEMAIL IS NOT "VMAIL" AND SNAIL MAIL IS NOT "SMAIL" | image tagged in memes,philosoraptor,email,voicemail,snail mail | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

689 views, 4 upvotes

If you're offended, cry about it

If you're offended, cry about it | IF A FAT PERSON CALLS YOU A SNACK, IS THAT A THREAT OR COMPLIMENT? | image tagged in memes,philosoraptor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

823 views, 15 upvotes, 8 comments

I'm glad I don't have this problem with horseradish

I'm glad I don't have this problem with horseradish | WITH PINEAPPLE ON MY PIZZA... WHAT DO I EAT FOR DESERT ?!?! | image tagged in memes,philosoraptor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

408 views, 6 upvotes

Maybe they need to look BOTH ways!!!

7,061 views, 162 upvotes, 38 comments

Philosoraptor

19,299 views, 205 upvotes, 126 comments

Rap from a raptor, seems like a trap door.

376 views, 5 upvotes, 4 comments

????

by anonymous

256 views, 1 upvote

Philosoraptor

5,232 views, 118 upvotes, 11 comments

And as always, that does go both ways!!!

9,886 views, 171 upvotes, 82 comments

Didja ever notice...

by anonymous

9,889 views, 142 upvotes, 51 comments

Philosoraptor

10,507 views, 187 upvotes, 51 comments

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by iamnotheroiamajoker

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