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Have you ever thought about this? | If you break the laws of school, you get detention.
If you break the laws of the government, you got to jail. But if you break the laws of physics, you get a trip to Switzerland and a Nobel Prize. | image tagged in memes,philosoraptor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Philosoraptor | IF FLASH IS THE FASTEST MAN ALIVE, THEN IS REVERSE FLASH THE SLOWEST WOMAN DEAD? | image tagged in memes,philosoraptor,the flash,dc | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by MemeMaestro2112

7,822 views, 151 upvotes, 17 comments

apple

apple | SO, WHAT WOULD HAPPEN AT THE HEALTH CLINIC IF ALL OF THE ADMINISTRATION AND NURSES; ATE AN APPLE A DAY? | image tagged in memes,philosoraptor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

4,630 views, 85 upvotes, 13 comments

Life

Life | IF PEOPLE SAY THAT LIFE ISN'T FAIR... THEN ISN'T IT FAIR FOR OTHER PEOPLE BECAUSE THEIR LIVES AREN'T FAIR? | image tagged in memes,philosoraptor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

524 views, 3 upvotes

Philosoraptor

Philosoraptor | IF A DISINFECTANT KILLS 99.9% OF GERMS THE FIRST TIME AND YOU SPRAY IT AGAIN; WILL IT KILL THE REMAINING .1%, OR WILL IT ONLY KILL 99.9% OF THE .1%? | image tagged in memes,philosoraptor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by ApritelloIsLife

34,560 views, 303 upvotes, 75 comments

I tried to make it different from the other versions.

I tried to make it different from the other versions. | IF FIRE BREATHING DRAGONS HAD A BIRTHDAY PARTY? HOW DO THEY BLOW THE CANDLES OUT? | image tagged in memes,philosoraptor,birthday,candles,dragons,fire | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

12,225 views, 195 upvotes, 19 comments

Philosoraptor

858 views, 7 upvotes, 2 comments

Philosoraptor

385 views, 1 upvote

Or am I drunk for asking this and need to be executed?

1,842 views, 17 upvotes, 7 comments

I don't know how a sponge can absorb

by MatthewTartt

1,945 views, 23 upvotes, 1 comment

Running the lizard trap since 75mil BC

by djpeakedtoosoon

326 views, 3 upvotes

Words doe

4,457 views, 123 upvotes, 13 comments

Philosoraptor

by anonymous

15,071 views, 230 upvotes, 38 comments

Has anyone else ever asked that?

1,393 views, 7 upvotes, 1 comment

Music raptor

500 views, 2 upvotes, 1 comment