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Actual Advice Mallard

Actual Advice Mallard | IF YOU ACTUALLY ARE PLANNING ON STORMING A TOP SECRET GOVERNMENT FACILITY; DO NOT BRING YOUR CHILDREN. IF THE MILITARY DECIDES TO TAKE LETHAL ACTION, YOUR CHILD DOES NOT DESERVE A BULLET FOR YOUR STUPIDITY. | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by AaronWestgate

970 views, 1 upvote, 1 comment

Tour guide said this on overnight trip. Realized it is an actually useful natural gauge.

Actual Advice Mallard | DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH WATER TO DRINK? KEEP DRINKING UNTIL YOUR PISS IS CLEAR. | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,AdviceAnimals | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

1,046 views, 5 upvotes

For people who regularly drive over the speed limit

Actual Advice Mallard | SLOW DOWN WHEN DRIVING NOW THAT IT IS SPRING, COPS ARE MORE WILLING TO PULL OVER SPEEDERS | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,AdviceAnimals | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

2,243 views, 4 upvotes

As a Scareactor who has been punched in the face several times.

Actual Advice Mallard | IF YOU ARE GOING TO A HAUNTED MAZE DO NOT HARM THE SCAREACTORS | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,AdviceAnimals | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

834 views, 4 upvotes, 1 comment

If water got in your boat this winter or you need to drain your hot tub.

Actual Advice Mallard | PLACE A GARDEN HOSE DOWN INTO THE WATER, THEN TURN ON THE FAUCET TO GET ALL THE AIR OUT OF THE HOSE; NOW TURN OFF THE FAUCET AND DETACH THE HOSE. A SYPHON WILL START WITHOUT PUTTING YOUR MOUTH ON ANYTHING | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,AdviceAnimals | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

11,451 views, 2 upvotes

Actual Advice Mallard

404 views, 3 upvotes

Actual Advice Mallard

by anonymous

649 views, 4 upvotes, 1 comment

A tip to avoid the arms race that engagement rings represent

by anonymous

15,658 views, 3 upvotes

Actual Advice Mallard

by GabrielTsang

1,140 views, 3 upvotes

Actual Advice Mallard

by CameronLaPage

486 views, 3 upvotes

Actual Advice Mallard

by AdhikaSetiawan

382 views, 3 upvotes, 4 comments

Gun Control Laws, Political Issues, Poverty, anything. Very few problems have a simple solution

543 views, 4 upvotes, 6 comments

After being the third replacement to quit in span of 6 months... A little advice for the upper level management.

by anonymous

28,776 views, 2 upvotes

Seriously? How Stupid Are You?

by anonymous

474 views, 4 upvotes