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Click on the name just below to see the thumbs of the last 10, or more. | IF YOU LIKE A MEME ENOUGH TO COMMENT ON OR UPVOTE; CHECK OUT THAT PERSON'S LAST 10, YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED AT SOME QUALITY MEMES THAT GET BURIED | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,quality memes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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They value your data as a sellable commodity

They value your data as a sellable commodity | IF A WEBSITE SHOWS YOU A BANNER SAYING "WE VALUE YOUR PRIVACY"; THEY DON'T | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,gdpr | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by Hank_Rearden

917 views, 5 upvotes

Seriously!!! There is always a list of clues.

Seriously!!! There is always a list of clues. | IF YOUR SPOUSE STARTS TALKING ABOUT SOMEONE OF THE OPPOSITE GENDER A LOT; CHECK THEIR SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNT IT WILL NORMALLY TELL YOU WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THEM | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

1,183 views, 19 upvotes, 8 comments

Stalker advice

Stalker advice | IF YOU THINK SOMEONE IS FOLLOWING YOU ON THE STREETS; JUST TURN AROUND AND SAY HI. IF THEY STOP & SPUTTER, THEY'RE FOLLOWING YOU.
OTHERWISE YOU'RE PROBABLY JUST OVERLY PARANOID. | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,stalker,following,streets,safety | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

1,022 views, 10 upvotes, 3 comments

I'm The Fat Guy

I'm The Fat Guy | IF YOU HAVE TO FART IN PUBLIC FIND A FAT GUY TO STAND NEXT TO; NO ONE WILL SUSPECT IT WAS YOU | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

2,060 views, 21 upvotes, 5 comments

Just a friendly reminder you guys...

Actual Advice Mallard | IF YOU SHOW UP TO THE RESTAURANT RIGHT WHEN ITS ABOUT TO CLOSE YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,AdviceAnimals | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

2,619 views, 24 upvotes, 3 comments

On the job hunt. Gets annoying.

by anonymous

25,502 views, 25 upvotes, 1 comment

mUsT hAvE bReAd

734 views, 5 upvotes

This is especially true when the sun is right behind you or during inclement weather

by anonymous

4,183 views, 28 upvotes, 1 comment

Actual Advice Mallard

by DiseasedElephant

446 views, 4 upvotes

Seriously, try it!

by DvidBenjminCsongr

416 views, 5 upvotes

If the duck test was invented by an SJW

899 views, 4 upvotes

Actual Advice Mallard

by anonymous

2,833 views, 20 upvotes, 1 comment

Actual Advice Mallard

by anonymous

1,502 views, 28 upvotes, 4 comments

Something to ponder from a duck on a pond

by Wakester2.0.1

978 views, 12 upvotes