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It seems like common courtesy when browsing the "New" submissions

Actual Advice Mallard | IF YOU SUBMIT A COMMENT TO AN ASKREDDIT POST YOU SHOULD UPVOTE THE ORIGINAL POST | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,AdviceAnimals | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

1,475 views, 3 upvotes

Actual Advice Mallard

Actual Advice Mallard | IF YOUR DRUNK AND WISH TO SLEEP IN YOUR CAR... THROW YOUR KEYS UNDERNEATH YOUR CAR, THIS WAY YOU CANNOT BE ARRESTED FOR HAVING CONTROL OF YO | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

3,072 views, 3 upvotes

I am happier than ever

Actual Advice Mallard | IF YOU'RE STRUGGLING WITH DEPRESSION OR ANXIETY; GET HELP AS SOON AS POSSIBLE | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,AdviceAnimals | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

45,039 views

Time is precious

Actual Advice Mallard | IF YOU ALWAYS THINK OF THE FUNNY THING YOU COULD'VE SAID AFTER THE CONVERSATION IS OVER YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT IT TOO MUCH. | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,AdviceAnimals | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

944 views, 4 upvotes

This saved me today. My kid threw away my receipt for a pretty big item that shit the bed in a week.

Actual Advice Mallard | FOR LARGE PURCHASES GET EMAIL COPIES OF RECEIPTS IF YOU CAN | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,AdviceAnimals | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

2,050 views, 3 upvotes

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72 views, 1 upvote

If you have a female companion

by anonymous

3,313 views, 5 upvotes, 1 comment

Actual Advice Mallard

326 views, 1 upvote

Too many people are confused about this

by anonymous

3,607 views, 6 upvotes, 1 comment

Actual Advice Mallard

by anonymous

1,952 views, 2 upvotes

It's the right thing to do.

by anonymous

2,918 views, 1 upvote

To the students who keep asking me for help on issues with solutions that be found on the first page of Google results.

by anonymous

36,303 views

For all the developers out there, a humble request.

by anonymous

2,590 views, 4 upvotes

Some advice I wish I'd listened to

by anonymous

652 views, 4 upvotes, 1 comment