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Barney Fife | ANGE, YA' JUST GOTTA' STOP LETTING HELEN RUN ALL OVER YOU! PLAY THE FIELD! THERE'S LOTS OF FISH IN MR. LIMPETT'S SEA! REMEMBER THAT GLORIA GAL; GREAT TYPIST! ELLIE SINS, AND SO ON! | image tagged in barney fife | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Barney Fife

Barney Fife | If the last person commits suicide he or she will be able to slap every human who has ever lived at that moment...but if the last person multiplies or hangs on as long as possible, they'll hug every person who has ever lived, or ever would, as well...unless humans sprung back up anyway of course, like they have who knows how many times before, rendering there being no actual last human, etc... 'Life finds a way' jeff goldbloom, Jurassic Park, so you know it's true... | image tagged in barney fife | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Barney Fife

Barney Fife | Now, you old timers already know this, so this is for the newcomers; here at the rock...we only have a few rules, but you better follow each one like it were the only one in all of existence... | image tagged in barney fife | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Barney Fife

Barney Fife | Well, the way I see it Ange, we oughtta' hold one of Otis' fingers hostage, just nip it right off at the bud and hold it over his head, sorta' dangle it there, all carrot-like, and tell him if he ever wants it sewn back on he's gonna' have to go at least a year without so much as a sip of the ol'; FIREWATER! | image tagged in barney fife | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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