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How come my submissions only get 4 views? | If coaching youth sports has taught me anything; it's that kids who act like dicks get it from their parents. | image tagged in rodney dangerfield,funny | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

Didn't see that coming.

Didn't see that coming. | I tell ya I get no respect.
I told my daughter her shirts are too tight and revealing. She told me,
" Next time wear your own." | image tagged in rodney dangerfield,funny | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

839 views, 5 upvotes

Shade tree mechanic.

Shade tree mechanic. | My mechanic asked me, "When was the last time you got your tires rotated? "; I told him,
"On the way here." | image tagged in rodney dangerfield,funny | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

1,378 views, 4 upvotes

The prices nowadays.

The prices nowadays. | I saw a guy put$10 of gas in his truck. How far did he expect to go, pump 4? | image tagged in rodney dangerfield,funny | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

668 views, 3 upvotes

Still no respect.

Still no respect. | I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me. | image tagged in rodney dangerfield,funny | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

475 views, 3 upvotes

Here, take mine.

Here, take mine. | I overheard my Uber driver and his wife being sad about not being able to have kids, so I left my son in the car.
I love doing God's work. | image tagged in rodney dangerfield,funny | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

727 views, 4 upvotes

From no respect to respect.

196 views, 1 upvote

When I get there I'll tell Satan to get out of my seat.

957 views, 3 upvotes

Happy/Not Happy

459 views, 5 upvotes

Something lost in translation.

1,097 views, 4 upvotes

Home of the three legged chicken.

570 views, 3 upvotes

Maybe it's a shopping list.

421 views, 3 upvotes

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28 views, 2 upvotes

No respect.

519 views, 1 upvote

It's a made up holiday.

973 views, 2 upvotes