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How come my submissions only get 4 views? | If coaching youth sports has taught me anything; it's that kids who act like dicks get it from their parents. | image tagged in rodney dangerfield,funny | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

Shade tree mechanic.

Shade tree mechanic. | My mechanic asked me, "When was the last time you got your tires rotated? "; I told him,
"On the way here." | image tagged in rodney dangerfield,funny | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

973 views, 4 upvotes

Still no respect.

Still no respect. | I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me. | image tagged in rodney dangerfield,funny | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

363 views, 3 upvotes

When I get there I'll tell Satan to get out of my seat.

When I get there I'll tell Satan to get out of my seat. | I thought having a vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant. Apparently it just changes the color of the baby. | image tagged in rodney dangerfield,repost,funny | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

893 views, 3 upvotes

No respect.

No respect. | Feel your wife is ignoring you? Sit down for a couple minutes. | image tagged in rodney dangerfield,funny | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

379 views, 1 upvote

Something lost in translation.

Something lost in translation. | The officer said, "You're staggering."; I told him,
"You're quite handsome yourself." | image tagged in rodney dangerfield,funny | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

860 views, 4 upvotes

Home of the three legged chicken.

478 views, 3 upvotes

Here, take mine.

570 views, 3 upvotes

Maybe it's a shopping list.

364 views, 3 upvotes

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27 views, 2 upvotes

It's a made up holiday.

716 views, 2 upvotes

There's your COVID test.

259 views, 1 upvote

Still no respect.

264 views, 2 upvotes

No respect.

240 views, 1 upvote

Sorry.That's never happened before.

663 views, 1 upvote