When people use common phrases wrong, what is yours? | Therapist: What is upsetting you? Wife: He always says common phrases wrong. Me: Oh, cry me a table Patty. | image tagged in gifs,therapy,phrases,irratating | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker

Great tool for the toolbox | Lefty loosey Righty Fighty | image tagged in gifs,tools,wrench,knife | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker

Me when any game that I can mod | How baaa-ad can I be I'm just ruining the economy | image tagged in gifs,funny,lorax money,gaming | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker

I've been microwaving it for half an hour how is this possible? | How my microwave feels after giving me a hot bowl and cold food | image tagged in gifs,microwave | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker

Thanks but I already know it | When a hacker tells me my adress but I lowk already knew it: | image tagged in gifs,funny,meme,funny meme,funny memes,memes | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker

Mafs is hard | Not only does 12+1 = 11+2 but the letters "twelve plus one" rearrange to five you "eleven plus two" | image tagged in gifs,math,rearrange | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker

spare me your change | me reaching into a homeless guy's cup that says "spare change" | image tagged in gifs,memes,fun stream,fyp,front page,dark humor | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker

why would you say that... | Judge: I find you not guilty Me: thanks, I wont do it again My lawyer: | image tagged in gifs,funny,meme,memes,funny meme,funny memes | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker

brains | BRAINS WERE DISCOVERED IN 17TH CENTURY PEOPLE IN 16TH CENTURY: | image tagged in gifs,memes | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker

It's so frustrating!!! One of the most painful feelings on earth! | WHEN YOU CHANGE YOUR ANSWER ON A QUIZ BUT IT WAS THE RIGHT ANSWER: | image tagged in gifs,school,quiz,gravity falls,school memes,painful | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker